Thursday, August 24, 2006

Afrikaans Translations of Band Names

1. Bananarama - Piesangmargarine
2. Joan Armatrading - Johanna Wapenhandelaar
3. Johnny Rotten & the Sex Pistols - Jannie Vrot en die Pomp Revolwers
4. Iron Maiden - Yster Sussie
5. Ladysmith Black Mambaso - Mevrou Smit se Swart Mambas
6. Four Jacks and a Jill - Vier Latte en 'n Platte
7. Queen - Moffie
8. Frankie goes to Hollywood - Frikkie gaan fliek toe
9. Ace of Base - Baas se Aas
10. Meatloaf - Vleisrol
11. Spice Girls - Aromat Slette
12. Simple Minds - Dofkoppe
13. Hughie Lewis and the news - Louis Luyt in die nuus
14. Mariah Carey - Meraai se Kerrie
15. Smashing Pumpkins - Plategemoerde Pampoene

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Broke Bat Mountain...


Bwaaahaaahaaa.

This is such funny shit.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Amazing elephant story

Incredible story about an elephant's memory
UPI July 3, 2006
A young man was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from college.
While he was walking through the bush, he came across a young bull
elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.
The elephant seemed distressed so the man approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot.
There was a large thorn deeply embedded in the bottom of the foot.
As carefully and as gently as he could he worked the thorn out with
his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its
foot.
The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather stern look on
its
face, stared at him. For a good ten minutes the man stood frozen --
thinking of nothing else but being trampled.
Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away.
The man never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty
years later the man was walking through the zoo with his teenaged
son.
As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures
turned
and walked over to where they are standing at the rail. The large bull
elephant stared at him and lifted it's front foot off the ground, then
put it down. The elephant did that several times, all the while
staring
at the man. The man couldn't help wondering if this was the same
elephant.
After a while it trumpeted loudly; then it continued to stare at
him.
The man summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made
his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and
stared back in wonder.

Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one
of the man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the
railing,
killing him.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Silly Kaniggets

GUARD: I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you
silly king!
GALAHAD: What are you doing in England?
GUARD: Mind your own business!
ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle
by force!
GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your
bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called
Arthur-king, you and all your silly English kaniggets. Thppppt!
GALAHAD: What a strange person.
ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man!
GUARD: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal
food trough whopper! I fart in your general direction! You mother
was a hamster and your father smelt of eldeberries.