What, no characters?

I stumbled across a new cartoon strip that was recently launched. That in itself is not remarkable at all, but when you consider the fact that they do not yet have any characters, it starts drawing some interest. Check out psyzoo.com.

I mailed one of our DJ's on 5FM, Gareth Cliff, with a hilarious spoof of one of our ridiculous politicians, Jacob "I can take a shower to prevent me getting HIV" Zuma. JZ is up on rape charges and the most ridiculous quotes have come to light over the period of his trial. Check out the quotes below. Gareth emailed me back just now, he thought spoof was hilarious and I reckon he may even play it on his show.

"You cannot leave a woman if she is already at that stage (of sexual arousal)."

"Under normal circumstances, if a woman is dressed in a skirt, she will sit
properly with her legs together. But she would cross her legs and wouldn't even
mind if the skirt was raised very much."

"I had no problem having sexual intercourse with her, bearing in mind that
she had needs."

"She consented. She actually took the initiative. When she got into that bed she
encouraged me."

"Negative". - Zuma, on his HIV/Aids status.

"It would minimise the risk of catching the disease." - Zuma, explaining to
the Johannesburg High Court why he took a shower after having sex with an
HIV-positive woman.

South Africa's answer to Chuck Norris

Riaan Cruywagen is fluent in twenty seven of the eleven official languages.

Riaan Cruywagen knows the news before it happens.

Riaan Cruywagen is cryogenically frozen every night for exactly eight hours.
His brain impulses are monitored during this and used as templates for deciphering elaborate ancient manuscripts.

Riaan Cruywagen had a telekinetic showdown with Johan Stemmet. After draining all of Stemmet's powers and rendering him severely retarded, he created Noot vir Noot and made Stemmet the host.

Some people believe Riaan Cruywagen wears a toupee - he has, in fact, one perfect hair. The one that covers his entire head - giving it that, 'not quite real' look..

Riaan Cruywagen was the original model for Michelangelo's statue of David.
Unfortunately, that was in the early years of Michelangelo's career and he wasn't yet artistically mature enough to capture the Cruywagen essence.
He nearly drove himself mad with frustration until eventually he decided to settle for his number 2 choice of model in Chuck Norris who was only 3 years old when he posed for Michelangelo.

One night during an ad break on the 8 o'clock news, Riaan Cruywagen mentioned to the makeup lady that he was 'tired of this apartheid nonsense'. Nelson Mandela was released from prison the next day.

Riaan Cruywagen wasn't born, he thought himself into existence.

Riaan Cruywagen never blinks; if he does the entire world would just not happen for that split second.

When Sir Edmund Hillary reached the summit of Mount Everest, he was welcomed by Riaan Cruywagen, who briefly interviewed him, before wiring the information through to the SAUK.

Bruce Willis' character in Die Hard is based on the unpublished autobiography written by Riaan Cruywagen at the age of 15.

Riaan Cruywagen's first job was tutoring Pythagoras.

Wanna have see my p e n i s?

Wanna have s e x?

Origins of the Chuck Norris Craze

There was an interesting article in our Sunday papers regarding the origin of the Chuck Craze.

Apparently the origin of the Chuck craze is a website called The Random Chuck Norris Fact Generator, which was started by Ian Specter, a Brown University freshman.
Since last summer, Ian Spector has been spreading jokes like: “Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.”

He actually started with Vin Diesel. Sample: “When mortals rub two sticks together, we get fire. When Vin Diesel rubs two sticks together, we get Christianity.”

It went over modestly well. Spector asked his web audience to nominate a successor. Chuck Norris was the overwhelming favourite.

I am so glad the Hoff has been silenced, cos that was getting out of hand.

Another Explosm Toon - Funny shit

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Misunderstanding

"You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare."

Drinking problem

Welcome to the "In Good Humour" blog

Welcome, welcome.
I have another blog where I rant and rave about the current state of work, politics etc, but decided that I needed to comment on Chuck, the no-eared bunned and other topics that involved using my sense of humour as opposed to losing it...

So here we are.

I will post funny pics, stories etc as often as I can.