Tea please - True story

Hermanus Yacht Club in the Cape is an amazing place. Been around for ages and a wonderful place to sail and socialise.
There are many characters at the club, one of whom is Err! Now Err is an older chap, full of the joys of life and many a quick chirp or retort.

Now picture the scene. Err was in the back of the Galley (kitchen) and an older gent, who also happened to have been the British High Commissioner at some stage, walked up to the counter to place his order.
The chap serving asked what he would like, and he said, in his snooty, stiff upper lipped accent,"I say, may I have some Tea please." With that Err shouted from the back,"Will that be some c-u-n-T, some s-h-i-T or some c-l-i-T!"

Imagine the look on the snooty old guy's face!