Where does poo come from?

A little boy walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while his Dad is reading the paper.
"Where does poo come from?" he asks.

The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old son is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:"Well you know we just ate breakfast?"

"Yes," answers the boy.

"Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the loo, and that is poo."

The little boy looks perplexed, and stares at him in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks:"And Tigger?"

Whats in a name?

Do you know your Brazilian footballers name??

Just go to this site enter your name, surname and your jersey number et voila!

More hot girls!

Just lovely!

English supporters

A German family head out one Saturday to do some shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up an England football shirt and says to his sister, "I've decided to be an England supporter and I would like this for my birthday." His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to your mother."

So off goes the little lad with the white and red football shirt in hand and finds his mother."Mum?""Yes son?""I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like this shirt for my birthday". The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head twice and says, "Go talk to your father."

Off he goes with the football shirt in hand and finds his father."Dad?""Yes son?""I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like this shirt for my birthday." The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head four times and says: "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"

About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home. The father turns to his son and says, "Son, I hope you've learned something today?"

The son says, "Yes dad I have.""Good son, what is it?"The son replies, "I've only been an England supporter for an hour and already I hate you German bastards."

The Excitement of the World Cup

In keeping with the World Cup theme, I have attempted to find some humour. Got this mailed to me this morning which I found mildly humourous...

More hot fans

I am loving the coverage that the hot fans are getting on websites round the world. Actually it is the lack of coverage that I am loving, if you know what I mean!!!
Check out hot german fan reminding us of the score in Germany's opening match vs Costa Rica...

And how about this close up of another German fan's footballs?? :-)

I love this game....

More hot Soccer Babes

To carry on the theme of hot babes, how about this lot getting rough on the field!!!

Funny joke

Mike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown." Mike just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks, "Are you OK??" In a very weak voice Mike says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?" The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown." Mike said, "Oh Thank God!!! I thought you said 'Turn Around!'"

Rah Rah the English

Okay, so the English do have a couple of relatively hot fans, and they aren't all soccer hooligans.

But I have no doubt a few more will be arrested and sent home today. The first two were sent home cos one had a Swastiki onb his chest and the other had SS emblem on his back. Stupid Poms.
Todays arrests will no doubt be due to goose stepping in the Nuremburg Square!

The Turks

The Turkish may not be in the World Cup, but the I thought I'd publish a pic of one of their supporters anyway.

Spanish optimism

Q: What does a Spain fan do when his team has won the World Cup?
A: He turns off the Playstation

Hopefully Spain will choke again in their opening encounter today, but that negativity is purely derived from the fact that they are up against my team in the office pool.

GO UKRAINE!

World Cup Pool Debacle

Okay, so the world has gone mental and the FIFA World Cup 2006 is underway. I am sure there are thousands of office pools all around the world where there are a bunch of disgruntled employees with crappy teams like the Ukraine.
Okay, thats my crappy team, and altho they have a chance to get through to round 2, there is no chance of them becoming 1 of the 7 teams to have won the World Cup since its inception.

How bad is this. I organised our office pool, well actually I delegated it to one of my staff. We held the draw and it all went of nicely. But then the proverbial hit the fan. On Friday, just before kick-off, one staff member came to me and said he was upset with the team that he got because they had no chance of winning.
I said, "hey nor does mine."
He said, "Mine has less chance."
I said, " who have you got."
He said "Uruguay!"

Oops... Uruguay did not make it into the finals... It turns out that the guys putting the draw together put in Uruguay for some reason, and left out Switzerland...

The Dutch have a new mascot!

They are trying to prove they are not boring.

French supporters get on the band wagon

It looks like the French have taken a leaf out of the Brazillian's book and taken to trying to distract the opposition. Not quite as good as the Brazillian's... but hey...

Brazillian Strategy for World Cup 2006

I have discovered the strategy that Brazil will be using to win the Fifa World Cup 2006.

DISTRACTION!